Friday, June 20, 2008

I Fit Into My "Pre-Preggo" Jeans Today!


I'm stoked.
I have felt like a fatso for about 10 months now, almost 11, b/c I was knocked up.
Apparently when you get knocked up, you gain weight!
APPARENTLY at the time of knocking up, you are no longer a human being, your a host.
A host who no longer has control over the body, which in my case, I had a very enjoyable pregnancy, but just gained a little weight.
50 pounds of weight to be exact!
EVERYONE tells me, "You can't tell that you gained 50 lbs!," or, "You look so small for being 9 months pregnant! Where is that 50 pounds?" Well let me tell you what kids, it was there.
Now, I've seen many pregnant women who eat & eat & eat & eat some more & no longer have necks, or ankles b/c they become cankles, and have jiggly arms b/c they think,
"Hey, since I'm pregnant, I can eat whatever I want!" Well, my friends, I didn't do that, but I did gain weight.

50 POUNDS OF WEIGHT!!
(See the preggo pic)
Anyway, I tried on my pair of pants that fit me BEFORE pregnancy, but haven't fit me since, and magically they fit. I'm so excited!!

So now I'm off to eat a big plate of spaghetti with some delicious bread & some raspberry lemonade & my favorite restaurant with my hot hubby! Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the irony.

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