
I'm stoked.
I have felt like a fatso for about 10 months now, almost 11, b/c I was knocked up.
Apparently when you get knocked up, you gain weight!
Apparently when you get knocked up, you gain weight!
APPARENTLY at the time of knocking up, you are no longer a human being, your a host.
A host who no longer has control over the body, which in my case, I had a very enjoyable pregnancy, but just gained a little weight.
A host who no longer has control over the body, which in my case, I had a very enjoyable pregnancy, but just gained a little weight.
50 pounds of weight to be exact!
EVERYONE tells me, "You can't tell that you gained 50 lbs!," or, "You look so small for being 9 months pregnant! Where is that 50 pounds?" Well let me tell you what kids, it was there.
Now, I've seen many pregnant women who eat & eat & eat & eat some more & no longer have necks, or ankles b/c they become cankles, and have jiggly arms b/c they think,
"Hey, since I'm pregnant, I can eat whatever I want!" Well, my friends, I didn't do that, but I did gain weight.
Now, I've seen many pregnant women who eat & eat & eat & eat some more & no longer have necks, or ankles b/c they become cankles, and have jiggly arms b/c they think,
"Hey, since I'm pregnant, I can eat whatever I want!" Well, my friends, I didn't do that, but I did gain weight.
50 POUNDS OF WEIGHT!!
(See the preggo pic)
Anyway, I tried on my pair of pants that fit me BEFORE pregnancy, but haven't fit me since, and magically they fit. I'm so excited!!
So now I'm off to eat a big plate of spaghetti with some delicious bread & some raspberry lemonade & my favorite restaurant with my hot hubby! Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the irony.
Anyway, I tried on my pair of pants that fit me BEFORE pregnancy, but haven't fit me since, and magically they fit. I'm so excited!!
So now I'm off to eat a big plate of spaghetti with some delicious bread & some raspberry lemonade & my favorite restaurant with my hot hubby! Haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh the irony.
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